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God’s Letter to Bush

Subject: Keep Up the Good Work
Date: December 20, 2006 5:13:30 EST
To: president@whitehouse.gov

Hello George,

This is God again. We’ve talked many times before.

When I look down from on high, I’m thinking “That’s my boy!”

Don’t let those doubters get you down. You’re right, and always have been. You always will be, as long as I’m there.

You were put in the White House to destroy American credibility. And you’ve done a heck of a job, Dubya!

Your new surge strategy is brilliant. More troops will fix things. It looks crazy, but we know better, don’t we?

Ignore those plummeting poll numbers. Ignore the doubting generals, and the mounting death toll.

Keep trudging deeper into the quagmire. I’ve got your back.

At the last minute I’ll pull you out of the mess you’ve made. I’ll rapture you to Heaven!

Right? We’re not in denial, right?

Thanks a bunch,

God

From: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: December 20, 2006 5:13:43 EST

On behalf of President Bush, thank you for your correspondence. We appreciate hearing your views and welcome your suggestions. The President is committed to continuing our economic progress, defending our freedom, and upholding our Nation’s deepest values.

Due to the large volume of e-mail received, the White House cannot respond to every message….

Comments

Comment from Bill Day
Time: December 20, 2006, 20:56

LOL!!!

Comment from Hannibal
Time: December 20, 2006, 23:18

Dude did you really send the letter?? LOL that’s hilarious!:))))

Comment from tedders
Time: December 27, 2006, 23:36

Eatbees, you live in a dream world of your own creation!

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