et's to earth: chill out Describing themselves as "vexed" by the constant squabbling on Earth, a coalition of extraterrestrials today announced a "moratorium on contact" between extraterrestrials and Earthlings "until the situation there settles down a little." "This is not to be seen as a punishment," said a top coalition spokesman, "just a cooling-off period for both sides." When reached for comment, the Mayor of New York, who is considered friendly with the extraterrestrials, would say only, "I haven't heard about it. I guess when they want to hear from us again, they'll let us know."
	location: New York City date: 1989 average rating: [not rated] your rating (0-10):